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Poor Gordy. His advisers keep trying to help him overcome his media deficient personality by coming up with off the wall ideas to make us love him. The spineless sucker feels obliged to go along with them.
He probably realises he’ll be history if he doesn’t, but to anyone who saw his excruciating appearance on American […]

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Ok, George Dubya is not famous for his intellect so it is a little unfair of me to keep picking on him - or it would be if he was not the self-appointed Leader of The Free World. Makes him fair game, don’t you think?

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These days it seems every person on the planet thinks they’re a gifted writer.
The internet allows us all the opportunity to bash away at a keyboard and post our innermost thoughts for the world to see – for better or worse!
This means that any reader with a connected pc has access the ramblings of millions […]

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For friends I’m prepared to house-sit for free, unless they live somewhere crap, in which case they should probably move now so that I don’t offend them by refusing…

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Now, call me old-fashioned but Fairy Godmothers are surely supposed to be lovely chubby old grandmotherly types with soothing tones and ruddy smiley faces. The figure lounging before me was an unlikely looking fairy, full stop…

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