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Entries from May 2008

Brown attempts ‘good oral’…

May 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments

Poor Gordy. His advisers keep trying to help him overcome his media deficient personality by coming up with off the wall ideas to make us love him. The spineless sucker feels obliged to go along with them.
He probably realises he’ll be history if he doesn’t, but to anyone who saw his excruciating appearance on American [...]

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Tags: Current Affairs · Fun stuff

The United States of Hysterica: Burn your pajamas now!

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Am I alone in thinking the anti-Arab/anti-Islam hysteria has gone a little too far in the US when a company selling coffee and doughnuts (donuts) has to pull an advert because it shows an actress wearing a scarf that looks a bit too Arab?
Apparently the Dunkin Donuts ad was pilloried by right wing bloggers for [...]

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Tags: Current Affairs

Open Letter to Ann Keen, MP

May 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Ms Keen, MP… unless you have paid tax on the expenses you received, you could be guilty of tax evasion.

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Tags: Current Affairs

UK Ministers’ expenses a disgrace.

May 25th, 2008 · 3 Comments

The Inland Revenue should send a team of inspectors to go through all MP’s expenses and demand back taxes in every instance where the “wholly, necessarily and exclusively” rule cannot be applied…

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Tags: Current Affairs

Brown needs a reality check…

May 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

You can almost hear them in number 10, yakking over their champagne cocktails and caviar – “Never mind all that Gordon. Let’s just toss them another trashy reality show. They do love their telly. That’ll win us loads of votes…”

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Tags: Current Affairs

When is a terrorist a terrorist?

May 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments

‘Why do they hate us?’ …it’s not jealousy or hatred of our ‘way of life’, our wonderful freedoms, our democracy, or even Christianity. It is because of our actions.

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Tags: Current Affairs · Leader of The Free World

Quiz: Don’t misunderestimate Dubya…

May 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Ok, George Dubya is not famous for his intellect so it is a little unfair of me to keep picking on him - or it would be if he was not the self-appointed Leader of The Free World. Makes him fair game, don’t you think?

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Tags: Fun stuff · Leader of The Free World

Howlers - Unintentional Literary Comedy

May 8th, 2008 · No Comments

These days it seems every person on the planet thinks they’re a gifted writer.
The internet allows us all the opportunity to bash away at a keyboard and post our innermost thoughts for the world to see – for better or worse!
This means that any reader with a connected pc has access the ramblings of millions [...]

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Tags: Fun stuff